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Star Wars fan art by morphmaker. Illustration of the user interface for a home rental app (similar to Airbnb or VRBO). On top is an illustration of Yoda’s home on Dagobah. The text reads: “Cozy, Historic Home on Dagobah!!” Underneath the text reads: “Entire home on Dagobah, 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, sleeps 5 guests, 4.95 stars, see all reviews.” The “elite host” is listed as Yoda, and there’s a notification underneath that says, “Rare find! This place is usually booked.” The rental is listed at 86 credits per night and there’s a button to “book now.”
The text reads, “About this property: You’ll love this historic home in Dagobah’s hottest neighborhood. Walkable to everything the lagoon has to offer — amazing flora and fauna, delicious cuisine, and the cave of horrifying visions. This 1BR/1BA is cozy and weatherproof with an eco-friendly design. It features a loft-style bedroom and the original floors. Parking can be tricky, so please…” followed by the bottom menu with the price and booking button.
Text reads, “Guest reviews mention: long stay, location, snakes.” Underneath that reads, “Amenities: kitchen, Wifi, dedicated workspace, onsite parking available.” Underneath that is a map of the area. Notable locations include, “Lagoon” and “Cave of Evil.” And at the bottom is the menu with the price and the booking button.
An illustration of a messaging user interface. Yoda’s message says, “my home this is.” Your message reads, “Hi, the listing said 1 bathroom but we can’t find it??” Yoda read the message. Yoda replies two hours later, “luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.” Typical response time for Yoda: 2 years. At the bottom is the “write a message” area for typing a reply.

Yoda’s home as a rental

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