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Malcolm Polstead’s Valentine

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The Secret Commonwealth fan comic. Panel 1: A blushing Malcolm Polstead hands Lyra a folded up Valentine's Day card. He says, "Happy Valentine's Day, Lyra..." Panel 2: A close-up of the card. It says, "Dear Lyra, Roses are red, the anbaric lamps are lit, I once watched you suck on a fairy's tit... Be mine?" There are two check boxes underneath that say "Yes" and "Of course" and underneath that, "Love, Malcolm."

The Secret Commonwealth: ~Lyra And Malcolm ArE aDuLtS~

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