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Arwen

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A fan comic about Arwen from the Lord of the Rings films. Panel 1: Arwen is sitting at a table at a wedding reception. The newlyweds approach her and the bride says, "Sorry I had to seat you at the singles' table again, Arwen. Next time bring a date!" Panel 2: Arwen is feeding a couple of birds with a crumb of Lembas. There are couples on either side of her. The couple on the left are admiring their wedding rings. One of them says, "I'm sooo glad I'm not single anymore! I don't know how you do it Arwen!" The couple on the right are holding each other in their arms. One of them says, "Your dad must be happy though haha"
Panel 3: Arwen is sitting at a table at another wedding reception. The married couple from the last wedding are standing next to the newlyweds. The new bride says, "Oh Arwen weren't you at the singles' table at my parents' wedding? You need to put yourself out there more!" The new groom asks, "Have you tried twerking in a meadow?" Arwen looks annoyed. Panel 4: Arwen looks up from reading a book. Someone is handing her a magazine and says, "Arwen I saved you a copy of this week's 'She-Elf!' It's got some great tips for single gals"
Panel 5: Cover of She Elf magazine. Lúthien and Beren and Huan are looking happy on the cover. The headline on the left says, “The Greatest Love Story Ever Told: Lúthien was single for 3,000 years before meeting the loves of her lives. New details revealed!” The headlines on the right say, “Lonely? Top 10 hills in Lothlórien to lay down and die on,” “Low-fat Lembas Recipe,” and “What’s Trending in Valinor”
Panel 6: Arwen is slumped down in her chair at a table at another wedding reception. There are empty wine glasses all around her and she’s staring into the middle distance. Three generations of married couples are looking at her with pity. The newest bride says, “Wow Arwen you were single for my parents’ and grandparents’ weddings too??” Panel 7: Arwen grabs Aragorn by the shoulders and says, “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone”

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