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Catherine Morland Gets Distracted

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Title: Catherine Morland gets distracted. Catherine, Isabella and John are standing in front of some fancy Regency-era wallpaper. Isabella says to Catherine, “My beloved creature, what do you mean you cannot go?” Catherine replies, “Miss Tilney and her brother are expecting me.” She is looking anxiously away from Isabella. Isabella comes around to put her arm around Catherine. “You wouldn’t want to miss a visit to this castle, my saucy little tartine,” she says. Catherine replies, “I’m sure it’s lovely but I really cannot—“ Isabella’s face gets really close to Catherine’s as she interrupts, “It’s got long, damp passages, tight, narrow cells…” John is also leaning in close and adds, “Dozens of towers…”
Catherine’s eyes narrow. “How big are the towers?” she demands. John pulls a hot pink magazine out of his jacket that is titled “SEXXXY CASTLES.” “Check it out,” he says. Catherine’s face is red as she opens a full-page spread of a castle. “Oh my,” she says.

Northanger Abbey: Catherine Morland gets distracted

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