Comics by morphmaker

A Nutcracker in New York: Clarence, a beleaguered marketing assistant, is not having a very merry holiday season what with the huge ad campaign he’s working on for a startup that sells seemingly useless clockwork gadgets. To top it all off, he almost dies while saving a strange man from getting hit by a pack of bicyclists in Central Park. Clarence reluctantly agrees to help this guy who claims to be from The Land of Sweets and goes chasing after Pizza Rat with an honest-to-goodness sword. This is a classic fish-out-of-water comedy á la Enchanted, or George of the Jungle.

This is one of 12 posters I made for cheesy LGBTQ holiday movies that don’t exist…yet.