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Skate Wars: A New Ollie Part 3

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morphmaker

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A Star Wars fan comic called Skate Wars. Panel 1: The title of the comic says, "Skate Wars: A New Ollie." A massive vert ramp, a mega ramp is under construction behind a wire fence. Panel 2: A sign on the fence says, "The Empire Skateboard Company. Pardon our dust! Empire as acquired Alderaan Skate Park. We're excited to bring you the gnarliest skate experience with our mega-ramp—The Death Roll!"
Panel 3: Another sign on the fence says, "The Empire Skateboard Company. Admission Pricing. Adults: $35. Children: $20. Board rental: $50. Sneaker rental: $120. Video recording: $75. Snapshots: $150. Panel 4: Another sign on the fence says, "The Empire Skateboard Company. Rules: No food or drink purchased outside the park. No dogs. No scooters. No non-Empire brand decks. A hand is drawing a dick on the sign and the person drawing it says, "We have to do something."
Panel 5: Leia Organa is drawing on the sign and says, "This was my family's park for years!" Panel 6: Leia looks sad and says, "The Organa legacy... gone." Panel 7: Leia looks angry with tears in her eyes and says, "Those fascist dicks!" Panel 8: Luke Skywalker approaches Leia and puts his hand on her shoulder and says, "If you're planning something, I'm in."
Panel 9: Luke and Leia clasp hands and smile at each other and Leia says, "We can't let more skate parks fall to the Empire. Let's head back to—" Panel 10: Luke and Leia are interrupted by two figures. One of them says, "If we don't get the car back you're not going anywhere, Princess!" Panel 11: The person speaking is Han Solo. He points angrily at his phone and says, "I'm leaving and your bill for this ride is $3,000." Leia makes the "whatever" gesture and rolls her eyes.
Panel 12: Leia points angrily at Han and says, "If money and a 5-star rating is all you care about then that's what you'll get!" Han crosses his arms and rolls his eyes and says, "The Organas better be as rich as you say, kid..." Panel 13: Luke says, "Wait... where's Obi-Wan?" Panel 14: Luke and Leia looks behind them past the fence surrounding The Death Roll.
Panel 15: Obi-Wan is poised on his skateboard at the top of The Death Roll. A sign behind him says, "Danger keep off." Obi-Wan says, "If I wipe out, I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." Panel 16: Obi-Wan looks across to the other side of the ramp, which is a huge distance away. Darth Vader is poised to drop in on the opposite side of the ramp. He is very far away from Obi-Wan. Panel 17: Vader shouts, "What??"
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