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Skate Wars: A New Ollie Part 2

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A Star Wars fan comic called Skate Wars. Panel 1: Han Solo leans against the Millennium Falcon as a station wagon. He's holding a phone and says, "You Obi?" The title of the comic says, "Skate Wars: A New Ollie." Panel 2: Obi-Wan is holding a phone and looks weary and says, "Wan. Obi-Wan, yes." Panel 3: Luke looks at Obi-Wan's phone and says, "You're going to trust this guy?? He has a two star rating!"
Panel 4: Han Solo looks at his phone and says, "Hey, the Millennium Falcon might not be an S.U.V. but... she gets you where you're going." Panel 5: Han opens the car door for Obi-Wan and says, "We have the most advanced G.P.S. tech ever made. Obi-Wan says, "We'll take your word fro it." Panel 6: The Millennium Falcon speeds along a highway.
Panel 7: Han Solo is driving and asks, "Taking you both to Alderaan Skate Park, right?" Panel 8: Obi-Wan leans forward from the back seat and says, "Yes, although I'll need to make one quick stop off this exit." Panel 9: Han Solo says, "The only thing there is the county jail..." Chewbacca says, "Wrrragh!"
Panel 10: Obi-Wan says, "Just picking up another passenger." Han says, "That'll cost you extra." Luke leans forward from the back seat and says, "And this hole in the floor? Is that an 'extra feature'?" Panel 11: Han turns angrily to Luke and says, "Shut your mouth kid, or—" Obi-Wan interrupts and says, "Ah, there she is."
Panel 12: Someone's crossed arms. Panel 13: Someone's ankle boot impatiently tapping. Panel 14: The Millennium Falcon honks. Panel 15: Leia Organa is revealed to be waiting in front of the county jail and says, "Some welcome party."

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